One box of Saltine Crackers: $2.00
One case of bottled waters: $4.00
One pack of chewing gum: $1.00
50 trips to the "Loo": An increased water bill
One wicked sweet tooth craving: $5.99 (krispy kreme donught holes :) )
One indiscernable salty craving: Worlds of frustration
Three days of nausea: $? ( Can you put a price on sanity?)
One Pregnancy test: $18.99
Getting only one line on pregnancy test: PRICELESS!!!!
I guess Heavenly Father felt bad that we played a joke on the Foutz family by starting a rumor they were pregnant again, and went to bat for them. :) For the past 4 days I have been nauseated for no good reason, unbearably thirsty, getting headaches and notably not on my period. So last night Troy and I stood together in the bathroom over the processing test and called dibs on getting to throw up first if the test was positive. I was pretty sure I was going to puke regardless of whether there was a toilet available, but thankfully (oh, so thankfully!) it never came to that. So this morning I am counting my blessings and SO glad I only have two little "blessings!" *Whew*
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haha. ya, maybe now is not the right time for you guys to have your 3rd... maybe after your newborn child doesn't have to breathe on oxygen, for instance... that would be a better time, don't you think? :)
Holy.
Crap.
You had me going...
Can you imagine? That is one expensive pregnancy test! Of course I took 7 test before I got a positive one. Maybe its because I was buying those cheap 2 for $8.99 ones. News like that is certainly priceless
P.S. I really like how you spelled doughnut "donught" very cute! Like subliminally you were thinking " do not" or something.
it's called birth control......you should try it on for size.
For clarification... I do have an IUD, but as my mom got pregnant on an IUD and while using other contraceptives as insurance, I figured it was genetically possible!
Oh my gosh! That's hilarious...(well, only because I now know the results). Good times huh?
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