Troy's Food for Thought

Troy: (watching our snake slurp up the last of his weekly mouse)  If Aliens took over the earth, I wonder what they'd feed us.
Me:  what?
Troy:  You know, like fish get fish-food, dogs get dog-food, snakes get mice.  One kind of food all the time.  What would human-food be?
Me:  Hmmm... I don't know, I guess whatever was the most nutrient-dense.(I am such a food-nerd)

Silence

Troy:  Mana! That's what we'd get! It's like human fish-food.  All Heavenly Father had to do was "sprinkle the tank" once a day and nobody died.  They still complained, but they lived....
Me:  Where do you come up with this stuff??